trash guitar build

okay. so...like 5 years ago there was a party at my apartment. that apartment complex had allot of wild parties and i didn't go to all of them. but! i came out one morning and there was a smashed up guitar all over the place. I salvaged the neck. maybe 3 years ago i was with some friends...not sure why...but we was walking around somewhere...this is good story right? anyway...we found a little girl's electric guitar in the trash. it had all kinds of permanent marker writing on it about all the kid's favorite bands and what not. It was broken. when i moved recently i threw away most of it. keeping the tuners most importantly. A year and a half ago my girlfriend amy got me a branding iron for wood carving that came in a cool box. about 6 months ago amy and i went to see ben folds at princeton ....it was amazing, it's crazy he can still rock so hard....but anyway we got some wood there. hmmm...okay...this is our of order but a few years ago me, amy and our 'couple' friends billy and heather went to a native indian event, that was awesome! afterwards we went into the woods. at that time i was taking any and all wood small enough to carry. billy and i carried two huge logs back to the car while getting questioned by a police officer. about a month ago i ordered some small guitar parts off of ebay, from china for about one dollar, and it took a month to get here. so...all these items came together to make 'frankenstein guitar build'.  enjoy